thegirlyoudontwanttomeet:

iseeavoice:

michichick:

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up war statistics

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up when the blender was invented

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I figure out how many times you can get shot without dying

“I’M A WRITER” I shout when someone uses my laptop and I left the page open to stab-wound references.

“I’M A WRITER!” I yell as I stare at a wall for hours instead of actually writing.

(Source: thespywhospies)

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

zic0sdreads:

xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

(Source: mrssaberhagen)

forgottentrenchcoats:

Happy Bisexual Awareness Day!
Be aware of the bisexuals in your life
Ignorance could lead to being consumed whole
Bisexuals are actually boa constrictors
Take precautions

reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

(Source: mundosdepapel)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

image

stop

why is this so funny?

the-missing-chapter:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dogs and Tumblr

One of these things is not like the others

Dog(g)s and Tumblr

totallyfubar:

I’ve never been properly sorted into a hogwarts house because every time I take a test for it I figure out the answers really easily and go through four times getting 100% for each house